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Newtown, CT

A very wealthy town that many people move to for it's schools, beauty, and friendliness. Although said in many definitions before, Newtown is NOT a druggy place at ALL. In fact, it's far from it. Many children who grow up in Newtown go to great colleges because of the great educations they gain while living there. Also, Newtown has a ton of sports and activities to offer...it is by far one of the most fortunate places to live in Connecticut!
Girl: Woah, this place is so awesome! What town are we in?

Mother: Newtown, CT, honey!
by ceax98 June 22, 2011
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newtcake

someone that is so conservative in their views on politics, religion, etc - that they are blind to any other perspective - thus making them completely close-minded, narrow-minded, etc - to the point that they are completely out-of-sync/touch w/the rest of culture/society - combination of the first name of GOP headliner Newt Gingrich and last part of word fruitcake
i have many friends that are so conservative & fundamental in their political and religious views, that they are better labeled as "newtcakes".
by rscott June 16, 2007
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Nate Newton

Transporting over 100 pounds of Marijuana
Joe got stopped by the boarder patrol while attempting to pull the Nate Newton
by DDJT May 30, 2009
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Isaac Newton

A school with stupid ass people that I hate.
Ew, those kids are from Isaac Newton
by UrMomsFr1end December 6, 2020
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Bryn Newton

The most sweetest and fun loving guy that one could meet.Great to hang with and great to be mates with!He will always ROCK MY WORLD!!!!
by Krystle March 1, 2005
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Newton

The act of having sex with multiple small children at once.
Ex. I saw an old man giving little children candy on a street corner yesterday...he was probably luring them in to give them the Newton.
by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008
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Newton

being lame. Being loud and without brains. Not to be confused with "pulling a newton"
dude your being a newton.
by 2short4rides May 24, 2006
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