by FRESHMAN April 30, 2004
When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020
by Ihatemakingnewnames February 16, 2020
a Italian female guido from the state New Jersey street black hair usually extensions, sexy ass outfits, fake tan, horrible accent, usually obsessed with Philadelphia sports yet they can't tell you the quarterbacks name of the eagles. Freak in the sheets drink slut at the bar, hangs with you until your bank account says 0, then they move on
you my boi said stay away from those New Jersey Hot girls when you go to college this year, they'll screw you over bro
by joey77wvu January 30, 2009
Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.
by P Banger November 04, 2009
Person 1: Hey what's steak made out of?
Person 2: Are you retarded?
Person 1: Pig?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Horse?
Person 2: Only in New Jersey...
Person 2: Are you retarded?
Person 1: Pig?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Horse?
Person 2: Only in New Jersey...
by Neeruam August 18, 2008
A small island town in Atlantic County, New Jersey. It's only retaining value is that it is near Atlantic City. It is quickly loosing value and will soon implode on itself, most likely in the next five years.
by salty spatoon August 13, 2017