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Hoe Nap

The tissue, paper towel or rag carried by a prostitute to wipe her holes after and in between sex acts.
Dude watch the sidewalk over there. It’s littered with hoe naps.

That filthy whore I picked up last night left her hoe nap in my car.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.
I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.
by GoodOne1 June 27, 2010
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Naps gyal

Naps gyal will eat you up and spit you out. Naps gyal are the epiphany of horn. If you get link with a nos gyal, good fucking luck.
I just link wit a naps gyal and I see she jammin a pres man in d bathroom
by typical presman 12000 December 9, 2021
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techno nap

the act of falling asleep in the back of a car while loud bassy techno music is blasting
shit man, that was crazier than a techno nap
by steve disgivsor January 30, 2008
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dump nap

it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper.
Man work sucks today, i'm gonna go take a nice healthy dump nap.

you: i'm going to the shitter.

boss: ok
by DDJ!! Dump Napper May 23, 2009
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snap and nap

Going to the toilet to snap one off (take a shit) and fall asleep whilst on the dunny.
I had about 20 beers the other day and took the longest snap and nap.

That person has been in the toilet for a long time, maybe they are taking a snap and nap.
by Nudge Lips April 4, 2011
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nyquil nap

a sleep induced by severe amounts of nyquil cough syrup
one of the deepest and calming sleeps you'll find
nyquil nappers often wake up in a fog that stays for a few hours
dan: dude why are you so out of it?
jack: i had a sick nyquil nap last night, slept for like 8 hours without waking up
craig: oh yeah me too, i took like four cups of that stuff
by AllRighh February 14, 2008
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