musket

Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.

by Costa Rica March 15, 2008

Nigerian Muskrat

An act of shitting on someones face and letting it stay till it hardens, then taking it off and putting in the freezer for later use, when frozen you wear it as a mask to rob a bank

We would have been in jail if Zeb didnt bring those nigerian muskrats.

by Sleepdome April 24, 2009

Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha June 22, 2006

dirty musket

The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!

by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007

Mulker

when you take your GF out to the woods and kill her, then go back a few days later with a friend and you put your mouth around her pussy. Then have the friend jump on her stomach and all her decaying guts shoot into your mouth via her rotted vagin.

dude i havent seen jane in like 2 weeks, i wonder if she's ok

she's not, i pulled a mulker on her the other day, so she is definitely not ok.

by duuude444222 October 22, 2009

muckers

E ecstasy tablets pills

Hey mate got any muckers for the rave

by boardie September 26, 2004

Millennial Musket-loader

Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.

I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.

by Chuck Milonakous February 28, 2017