munted

A mess, off your tits, talking cod shit to strangers!

Who is this sweaty stranger hugging me and telling me he loves me he is munted!

by will January 28, 2004

Munted

a bit like cunted but not as offensive

I am as munted as an wet cardboard box

by arsebadger July 3, 2003

Martel

A "thick" or "full-figured" girl with a voluptuous booty usually wearing tight jeans or other restrictive clothing over the buttox to help support the excess flesh from hanging freely away from the body. Sometimes the flesh gets redistributed just above the original butt resulting in a muffin top or a double butt.

Look over there, that girl in the tan tights is a Martel. Levitra and Martha are Martels

by Tobi Pilsen June 30, 2009

munter

When I first heard this I was advised it was an mixture of Monster and a Bunter ( as in Billy Bunter- super sized greed teen).In Wales, "Valley Commando" is quite interchangable with Munter.

"She's a munter, but over the Severn Bridge she would be a Valley Commando."

by kenthebeast October 14, 2007

Munter

A type of necrophilia in which the corpse's stomach is pushed down to replicate a thrusting action.

He went out to munter some things

by shockbanghorror August 27, 2009

Muate

1) A mate just with a U before the A

2) Any tv programme, film, cartoon, character or even an item of food or clothing with the word "muate" replacing one or several of the words to make that thing a Muate

3) just a way of having fun with words

1) your're my muate, muate
2) deal or no deal - muate or no muate
3) we have been doing some pretty cool muates

by drwatts5000 September 25, 2011

tracy martel

Tracy Martel is a synonym of Trixie Mattel, a known drag queen for wearing makeup to look like Barbie.

- Did you see the winner of All Stars 3 Tracy Martel last night?

- Yes! She’s such a skinny legend!

by Skinniestlegend April 26, 2018