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Chris Moneymaker

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.
Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?
by the-jerk July 23, 2007
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money boy

Tall guy from Vienna, Austria, who had a successful YouTube-Hype with a covered rap song.
-Helps other people achieving Swag or simply turning their swag on, which makes him a Swagger
- Probably has sex with your mother right now.
- Never stops counting Money
- Only person on planet that can mix German lyrics and English lines without sounding stupid.
- Spits crazy rhymes all the day and night.
- Can turn muddy water into sweet champaign.
- Adorable body - no homo - and simply sexy.
A: Have you heard that new money boy mixtape?
B: Unfortunately no, but my mom is somehow digging it.
by Swaggerlicios August 19, 2011
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money

The little peices of paper and earth that control all of mankind. It is ironic that we are slaves to trees and rocks.
God probably created the world just to earn a little money from his drinking buddy Ronald Reagan.
by leftside365 July 28, 2008
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mojey

to be slick or smooth, very ridiculously wicked cool
"hey mercy, wasnt that so mojey when i ya know!"
by JoeyCarranza August 23, 2007
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money jug

a plastic container filled with many coins under my desk. also known as our moms boobs.
hey aline, will you please pass me the money jug?
by gina aline April 30, 2008
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Money Wagon

When you are unable to coin the phrase "Cash Cab" you turn to Money Wagon
This entitles an on the road gameshow for kiddos who can't drive and want to brighten peoples' days.

The prize for answering correct questions are neither money or cash, usually hand made arts and crafts from the heart.

It's easy to make a M and a W with your fingers to also create the sweet logo!
"Want to answer a question on the Money Wagon?"
"Yeah!"
"Get in."
by RipRapperJaySizzle January 24, 2010
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Money junkie

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.
Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?
by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013
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