Morale Vortex

Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....

Shit dude, stop complaining, you're a flippin morale vortex you are.

Morale Vortex by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010

morale drive 

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"

"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"

morale drive by Thatguynels22 March 3, 2017

morality pimp 

When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.

She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.

morality pimp by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018

Morals 

A word that makes you sound like a philosopher (or Jesus )

Joe: In Cumfucism, having good Morals is good.
Mama: Ok thanks

Morals by Nein das ist doch November 4, 2019

Moralating 

When a self-righteous person tears into you with their accusation of lesser morals because you have a different opinion.

"Did you hear her moralating him? Man, he got ripped!"

Moralating by Moxygyrl September 8, 2020

Morale booster

Someone who gets people's hopes up with talk about unity and peace. Someone who gives people a false sense of morale, which doesn't really do anything for them.

At least if the guy/girl who wasn't a morale booster/motivator wasn't going to do anything for anybody else, he didn't lie to them to make them feel like everything was going to be better than it was. Lighting a fire under somebody's ass is really just a way to get somebody else do what you want them to do, or be in line with your agenda, and being a morale booster/motivator is not much different.

Morale booster by Solid Mantis January 20, 2021

Morally agnostic 

When someone does not subscribe to any particular type of morality or and is flexible with values. And switches between them as its convenient

You can find them mostly among people who want to have it both ways

Jane is having an open relationship on her end but will flip if her partner sees anyone else. When it comes to relationships she is morally agnostic...

Morally agnostic by jpviegas May 6, 2021