Slap Face Month

December is when it is officially slap face month. Slap your friend and move on with your life.

"It's slap face month! Sorry, buddy!"

by imblacksodealwithit October 27, 2019

Throw people month

January. In this month you can throw literally anyone, short or tall, young or old, bog or small, with zero moral, emotional or legal consequences.

Its Throw people month, time to Chuck that fool out the window.

by SheevTheSenate66 December 13, 2021

Eshay Pride Month

In February there is a special month for all called Eshay Pride Month. Coming to a train station near you! You may see more bum bags around or maybe you see random gatorade bottles. Maybe you feel like buying those tns you have always wanted to wear. Either way, you will be affected, and you will become an eshay. Luckily if you're eshayphobic, you will stop being an eshay in March

Tyler: It's February, for some reason i feel like buying a Champion hoodie
Gabe: Didn't you hear about Eshay Pride Month, The eshay is creeping into you.
Karen: THE ESHAY PRIDE MONTH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! THE ESHAY AGENDA IS GETTING INTO OUR KIDS SCHOOL!
Karen: Now, let me get my bum bag, I really want one for some reason...

by Bonsaiiii March 25, 2023

National horny month

The month of April is horny month you can ask any body for any sexual content ex nudes, any act of sex including bringing a friend

It's National horny month so you know I'm gonna get her pics - Zack

by Cumbucketofthemonth April 16, 2020

April — Fear Month

April is the month where everyones' biggest fears will be shared, and everyone will act out their biggest fear in front of them.

"Hey man, It's April — Fear month. What's your biggest fear?"
"Uh, my biggest fear is being ignored."
*Ignores him*
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by cloversome gaysome April 7, 2023

three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone

joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....

by hoochimama6969 April 22, 2016

Animal Liberation Month

Celebrated in September, it's a month for animal rights activism. It's a time to celebrate non-human animals, and challenge Speciesism, Carnism, and Human Supremacy.

My friend became a vegan during Animal Liberation Month, now she organizes an animal rights protest every September!

by theBiolizard September 9, 2022