materialistic ho

A girl who only hangs with you for the things you can buy her.

"Look at Ajsa."
"She only started dating him because he buys her Michael Kors."
"She's such a materialistic ho."

by lulou January 11, 2018

mater dei nativity

mater dei nativity is a sucky white kid school. 3/4 of the male teachers are perverts and boys pee on the floor and girls over flow toilets. the school is full of thots and douchebags and the lunch looks and tastes like shit. the walls are green and the lockers are just eww. as a student from that school i warm you to stay away.

person #1: what school do you go to?
person #2: mater dei nativity
person #1: oof

by peppapigismydaddy March 2, 2019

Material Karma

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff

Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(

by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019

Máté

Cutest guy who only deserves the best. He is sweet, loyal, supportive, kind, nice and well-mannered. Everyone needs a Máté! He is the perfect bf who will give his best to make you happy.

A: I need the perfect bf!
B:You need a Máté

by :) :) :) :) :) :) January 2, 2020

Matelda

Matelda is the name of a girl who is wanted by every man. She has a curvy sexy body and is a demon in bed. She is also crazy about her boyfriend. She won’t hesitate to kill someone if she needs to. Shes insane

You see Matelda over there? She’s so sexy I want her

I wouldn’t mess with her if i were you. Despite her beauty, she’s crazy!

by Kingston Big April 16, 2020

Máté

Máté is a male name. Máté's usually have very big dicks and they probably have a higher IQ than you.

Oh, hi Máté. Nice cock bro!

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Matěj

He is the most lovely man in the world. He has beautiful eyes and a beautiful personality. He has the best body type in the world and is probably very kind and funny. He is the best boyfriend and he is the best in bed, you will definitely have the most passionate sex in your life with him. He is the husband material and smells wonderful every time. Kiss him and hold him tight!

A: I love him, he is the best person in my life
S: Yes, u are right, Matěj is really special, u should marry him
A: I will I swear

by Lovelyham September 24, 2021