Wednesday Morning Breakfast

A 'WMB' is where you take a hit of weed, snort a line of coke (or whatever you want) then take a shot of liquor before exhaling the hit.

Dude, let's do a few Wednesday Morning Breakfasts and get really fucked up

by makingitglow July 23, 2011

Tokyo Good Morning

When you say hi to a hot girl via speakerphone while simultaneously parting your buttcheeks and farting.

I called Nicole this morning to see how she was doing and I started off the call with a Tokyo Good Morning.

by Sanchez905 February 3, 2019

dark o'clock in the morning

The hours between midnight and dawn, when it's morning but it's totally dark and no one's up unless they absolutely have to be.

Go to bed early, hon. We have to catch the bus at dark o'clock in the morning to get there on time.

by 2011Grad August 11, 2010

Morning Wood

Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.

Means the same thing as Morning Glory

It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood.

by Urban Cock May 11, 2009

morning person

Among a group of runners, the person charged with saying, "Morning," to anyone they encounter along the way.

Runner One: "Here comes a pedestrian. Is our morning person ready?"

Runner Two: Nods to the lone pedestrian "Morning."

Runner Three: "Good job!"

by La Guapa April 4, 2010

Morning Constitution

Morning Dump

During my morning constitution; I got in some light reading.

by jabanks2 October 22, 2008

morning grind

Sex in the morning

There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.

by hangdog242 July 28, 2008