Sending Mixed Messages

DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!

APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.

by don samson December 3, 2009

mixer

Small guy with Glasses!

Hey kingstep, look.. it is that stupid mixer!!!!!!!!!

by vasja June 11, 2006

cement mixer

A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.

Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.

by JJSupah August 25, 2004

mixed mayonnaise

when a man cums in a girls butt, then stirs it around with a straw and sucks it out

that mixed mayonnaise was awful!

by Jack McLaughlin February 27, 2007

mikeelie

A rude bitch that drinks alot

That bitch Mikeelie got so drunk last night.

by clb23 November 4, 2015

mixed bag

a mixture of races combining to produce offspring

justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag

by tom May 1, 2003

cement mixer

A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe.

I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.

by Johnny Nightlife February 15, 2007