500 miles

The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Well I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles to fall down at your door

500 miles by LizaGaye August 13, 2019

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Mexican miles

The miles available on your vehicle after the needle is on empty

We’re on empty but we have enough Mexican miles left to make it to the store

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Being gay and stupid and weird and awkward as shit.

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

2,680 miles by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019

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The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

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Getting drunk and fucked up and missing all of your classes the next day

Omg, he just drank a whole handle and broke his Brita, he must be pulling a miles!

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An exclamation expressing joy that something complex that you created or did actually works.

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