Microdry

Using your microwave to dry articles of clothing when you are too poverty stricken to afford a clothes dryer.

"Dude, it was raining so hard last night that I had to microdry my clothes for work this morning. Melted all the elastic in my socks though"

by Danny2010 March 2, 2010

micro-safe

shortened term and or new slang for anything that is safe to put in the microwave.
a.k.a. microwavable

why dont you put that chilli in the microwave?
i have to get a micro-safe container first.
oh good plan dog.

by francinejagowsky March 9, 2010

micro-cheetah

Small palm sized creatures found roaming the plains of Africa. There is a large concentration of this species found In Rwanda.

Thats not a baby cheetah its a micro-cheetah

by c-man134 July 7, 2010

micro realism

when a person believes that they dont have any other choice but to stick with the looser they have since the general public admits its normal for shit to happen in life like it is

my husband cheated on me but he still wants to be with me so he really does love me and not these other women; that's the micro realism of this place.

by mwangas September 4, 2010

micro hobby

A hobby you spend hardly any time on, but that you claim because you bought the gear.

Bottom says he’s taken up bodyboarding, but it’s just a vacation micro hobby.

by Bottom Ford September 29, 2010

micro-poon

(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.

Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.

by blamaste December 9, 2010

Microbiolic Spasm

1) An extremely fast, uncontrollable spastic movement of the limbs, moving right down to the eyes.

2) A word invented by a drunken man trying to impress the rest of the people in the bar.

Terry had a microbiolic spasm when his aneurism happened.

A microbiolic spasm is best cured by halting any drinking.

by Murtag October 21, 2011