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Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating
Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.
by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017
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Microburst

When a micro penis (< 2.75 inches) ejaculates causing a microburst.
I was giving this guy cooper a hand job with my thumb and pointer finger and I couldn't even tell he was erect until he microburst all over me.
by uncledankleberrypie November 29, 2017
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micro-relationship

When you've been engaging in sexual activity with another person for 2 to 5 months monogamously, but then the relationship abruptly ends. This is before you are officially dating and refer to said other person as a boyfriend or girlfriend. Toward the end of the experience, you begin to question whether you will end up with this person until you realize that a more likely outcome is that you will never see them again.
I'm still looking for love Nico. All I've had are a couple micro-relationships since I moved here, but nothing serious yet.
by Ancora504 March 4, 2019
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micro assault

When you assault someone under 4ft tall.
Mohammed micro assaulted his child wife.
by Pizzagggog July 12, 2020
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Micro laser

Some dumb fuck Russian that has nothing better to do besides jack off to anime and scream at people in mrt when they think negatively about him
Hey did you see that Micro laser? What a fucking fag
by MRTSFTURN November 28, 2021
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macrocyclops americanus

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the only ever phytoplankton that has an ABSOLUTE sigma male grindset
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Referring to anyone who is an American sigma male
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macrocyclops americ anus
1 : macrocyclops americanus
2 : why you talking about the sigma
1 : idk man
by banflimflam May 25, 2022
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Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.
Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.
by Kyobama February 8, 2020
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