Mental health 

Not my problem. This 👇

Guy 1--------------------- Guy 2
Is my problem. I don't need Pro Bono therapy. I need to know how Guy 1 talks to Guy 2 about ME. SPECIFICALLY.

Hym "My mental health is as intact as it needs to be (for all intents and purposes). Is it a waste that all my brilliance and talents are wasted on my monomaniacal pursuits? Yes. It is. But nothing else matters." (+±) 👈 (I made that on accident. I was wiping an eye lash off my keyboard but it looks like a face so I'm going to leave it)

Iam "We are tired... This is not something in which I want to be involved and our involvement is mandatory and non-censensual.

And it's because of this 👇

Guy 1 ---------------- Guy 2
Not me."

Mental health by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Mental Hopscotch 

Sometimes you say you will sometimes you say you won't
You always keep me waiting waiting hesitating hey yeah
At times I think you do at times I think you don't
My mind is roller skating, skipping, jumping rope and fading
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Why can't you be like this why can't you be like that
I don't know where I am or where or where I'm at
So now you got me up and now you got me down
You won't be walking you'll be talking
watch me now it's crazy
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do a thing till I say when
So now you get me up and now you get me down
You won't be walking you'll be doin' what you love, baby
You don't think twice about what I might say

I follow you around and play an play an play an play
Mental hopscotch
Why must you treat me this way
Mental hopscotch
Ready or not I'm going away
Mental hopscotch
Cover your eyes and count to 10
Mental hopscotch
Don't do em up till I say when
Mental hopsctch
Do me dump me rill me rock me
Mental hopscotch
Roller skating skipping fading
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch
Mental hopscotch

Mental Hopscotch by Death Menace February 5, 2023

mental intercourse 

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive

"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."

mental intercourse by DB February 19, 2005

mental unstableness 

When you commit not alot of braincells so you not know lots

You has mental unstableness.

mental unstableness by RobloxGam0r October 10, 2019

Mental gymnastics 

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out difficult questions and topics.

I cannot understand what you’re explaining. I’ll just accuse you of using mental gymnastics because I think that will help me win the debate.

Mental gymnastics by EvilSatanWorshipper April 27, 2019

Mental Face

A face usually used by normal people to look like mentals. Involves tilting the head forward, putting an angry look on your face and jutting out of the jaw. Usually best executed by people with braces on. Holding up your fist and shaking it is another good addition to complete the mental look.

me: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

victor: *mental face*

Mental Face by ODubz April 7, 2010

mental vasectomy 

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

mental vasectomy by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011