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Melons

Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man

There is one Melon God and he is amongst us
ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020

Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)
by Melon_69 December 15, 2020
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Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.
by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018
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Melon

¨Yo my nigga wheres my melons nigga
by Tweet2831 April 4, 2017
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Melon

Oh wow that Melon is an Ellen
by Melon and pineapple April 29, 2019
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melon

A man heavily inspired by Peanut the best little mac.
KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon
by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021
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Melon Spice

An amazing youtuber whos making it to being popular! In real life hes an all around amazing guy! You should go sub to his channel.
Have you watched Melon Spices new video?
by Ifartoncakes July 30, 2019
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Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.
I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
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