Meatball Nigger

Black Nig's serving up IKEA meatballs

Hey Meatball Nigger toss up some meatballs

by notmyrealpseudonym February 2, 2016

Meat Scepter

A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol

“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*

by four.ethan March 27, 2019

Chew Meat

The excess skin that hangs down from a "pooter". Extra big vagina lips.

"Damn girl, that chew meat is outta control"!!!

by Frainslug December 30, 2005

chicago meat hook

when your fucking a girl doggystyle, you take your thumb and stick it in her ass. When she gives you a weird look you take you pointer finger and hook her mouth.

Sara was pissing me off so I decided to give her the chicago meat hook.

by Frankthelord January 26, 2006

French Meatball

The act of a male cumming and shitting in a girls hands as she rolls up the recently deposited wad into a ball. She then takes the ball and launches it at his cock as he tries to hit the ball with his cock.

Man I tried to get Cindy back by cumming and shitting in her hands but that biotch threw a french meatball at me, luckily I was able to hit it away with my cock!

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

meat parade

An event, such as the Oscars, that consists of an unimportant, unrelevant event that except to those that are partaking in said event, is totally not important to the functioning of the world as a whole.

Damn, the Oscars is so pointless, what a total meat parade.

by Jeeberstein March 16, 2006

meatarian

The exact opposite of vegetarian.

That guy is a complete meatarian, he only eats meat.

by PT December 5, 2004