Elevator Mechanic

Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.

"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."

by Random1Alex December 8, 2022

Urban Mechanic

An unhoused person who has to repair their vehicle at every stop in the city. Most often seen in city parks.

Ricky earned his Urban Mechanic master mechanic rating at Yale Park after having to morph parts from various other vehicles to make his 1992 Winnebago drive able to get to the food bank for resupply. Many Urban Mechanics are also Urban Lumberjacks.

by anonymous July 18, 2023

Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures

The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic

by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024

Pussy Mechanic

A board certified medical doctor who is a gynaecology (or in some other cases obstetrics) specialist.

Considering a gynaecologist looks at a female reproductive system for a living and fixes that specific organ systems issues, he is basically a mechanic for pussies

Woman: My vagina hurts, I'm not sure whats wrong
Man: Go to the Pussy Mechanic then

by xx_cunnyraper_xx February 18, 2024

The Mechanical Bull

during sex when the guy puts his thumb in the girls butthole and tries to stay in while she rages

"Why tf would u do that"
"I wanted to try the mechanical bull"

by Lowk3y.x February 20, 2024

Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique

It is a self made word by an 8th grader. "Oratrice mechanique d'analyse cardinale de la voiture d'or electrique" (French) noun: A whimsical term used to describe luxurious and high-performance supercars, often adorned in gold exteriors, that are utilized as police cars in certain locations, such as Dubai. These vehicles represent a symbol of extravagance and showcase the fusion of law enforcement and opulence in a unique and eye-catching manner.

David: Listen Dude, What is your favorite car?
*A bunch of elite supercars owned by the dubai police go by and catch a criminal*
Richard: Every single one of those gorgeous Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale De La Voiture D'ore Electrique.
David: My notable mentions include the Mclaren Speedtail and the Lykan Hypersport.
Richard: Mine is the latest addition of the Ferrari Pininfarina Sergio

by ApexPheonixGoldRaptor February 27, 2024

The Mechanisms

A band of immortal space pirates roaming the universe in the starship Aurora. Some say they’re from a steampunk future, others claim they’re from a cyberpunk past, a few even whisper that they may be from a dieselpunk alternate now. They are all correct. They are also SO GAY. We love them.

Person 1: WHOA that person over there is Jonathan Sims who plays Jonny d'Ville in the band The Mechanisms???
Person 2: YES! I want to kiss him so bad.
Person 1: Same.

by sun tube March 3, 2024