the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"
Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole
---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole
---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap
by shlonginator October 14, 2007
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after a long day at work, nothing relieves tension like having a meeting with yourself.
if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.
if you are going to have a meeting with yourself, be prepared for it to be a long one.
by vanessa undressa January 8, 2009
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A spontaneous and unscheduled meeting with way more people than need to be there. These meetings are generally unorganized.
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The remnants of a fountain soda when the ice has melted with existing liquid in the glass or cup creating a not-quite-water, not-quite-soda drink.
by MW December 21, 2003
Get the meltings mug.As a Vietnam era fighter pilot, I have heard and used the expression “bought the farm” many times. To my understanding, it is not meant to be taken literally, as in paying off a mortgage. Instead, it is meant in jest, a little bit of black humor poking fun at the constant risk of being killed in an airplane crash.
"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.
I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.
For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
"Bought” is used as follows: After breaking an expensive vase in a china shop, the proprietor says, “I am sorry sir, but I’m afraid you just bought it.” Bought or buy means doing something that has quick, negative, and irreversible consequences, in this case being killed.
I have heard three variations on “the farm.” First is a piece of land, a very small piece of land, used for raising daisies. This, of course, means a grave plot. The second is a piece of land where you are planted (buried) rather than a crop, again referring to a grave. The third variation, and my personal preference, is a piece of land where you plant yourself - usually at the bottom of the smoking hole made when your airplane crashed.
For people in harms way, the Grim Reaper is often a too frequent visitor. If “he” is taken too seriously, it may interfere with one’s duty. To reduce this problem, combatants since ancient armies first marched have found ways to make light of and mock “Old Scratch” and “the skinny guy with the scythe.”
Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.”
Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
Steve was doing ACM practice and had a mid-air. Unfortunately, he bought the farm.
by rlltrash August 2, 2010
Get the Meaning of the expression, “Bought the farm.” mug.1 . he meaning of life scientifically is to reproduce and then die.
2. to find ways to make money and then die.
3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.
4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.
5. Nothing.
6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.
2. to find ways to make money and then die.
3. if you're an all around happy person, then to find remedies for sadness and try to forget about problems (cough cough assholes cough) and those people are the dumbasses who want to grow old and die peacefully.
4. getting lost in all types of problems, depressing yourself or not being able to get out of it, then leading to a slow ending or killing yourself.
5. Nothing.
6. Two people fucking, being born, dying.
by kristen June 28, 2003
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