Max

Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons

Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you

by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018

Max!

Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay

No girl shall have Max!

by Max'sLover March 30, 2017

Max

That one Dumass who pretends to be a savage even though he’s a skinny piece of shit

Yo u see max
Yea that skinny picenof shit

by Jeffry69 June 12, 2020

Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

MAX

Max is a person known as a fat virgin, no matter how hard he tries he’ll never accomplish anything in life but eat 6 pounds a food a day and masturbate to all his crushes in his lifetime. Including his own mom

Wow max your a fatass

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

Literally ugliest man on Earth. He's the definition of ugly.

Wow.. you kind of look like Max today, you alright?

by Zeki May 27, 2020

Max

A horny black man that failed no nut November just a week before December 1st.

Michael: Yo Max u failed nnn yet?

Max: Yea actually I did to some hentai

by Diddle fingers December 6, 2019