The Breaching Whale Maneuver

The moment of relief experienced by the person giving head under the covers when they fling off the covers and take a glorious deep breath before returning to their feast.

He timed the breaching whale maneuver so that he could also catch that one Aragorn scene in LOTR that was still playing on the TV.

by Isildurs bane March 22, 2026

The Michigan Maneuver

Similar to the coined hockey term 'Michigan' where a goal is scored from behind, the Michigan Maneuver is when your girl gives you a wristy from behind.

Boyfriend: "Baby I think I'm ready to take this to the next level"
Girlfriend: "Fine i'll give you The Michigan Maneuver"
Boyfriend: "yesssss"

by whackawilly March 16, 2025

The Jackhammer maneuver

When a man it is getting a massage and tucks his dick down between his legs. His partner while massaging his butthole begins to jerk him off, right as he is about cum his partner starts jerking his dick so hard that it hammers your nuts and blows your load on the wall where there is a target.

I was getting a massage and my girl pulled the jackhammer maneuver missed bullseye by an inch.

by Messynutz May 17, 2025

Chestnut Pit-Maneuver

The action of nutting on your girl’s chest, followed immediately by a suplex.

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver really spiced things up for us in the bedroom”

“The Chestnut Pit-Maneuver is very smart, but also very dangerous”

by FreakHouseL June 12, 2025

The Lick Maneuver

the manual application of sudden upward pressure with ones tongue on the upper abdomen of a choking victim to force a foreign object from the trachea

Hurry we need to perform the lick maneuver!

by TheDIL September 12, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

The Kaizo maneuver

When a person has sex during NNN but is unable to cum/climax leading them to still be in the NNN challenge. This maneuver is usually extremely difficult to pull off because of the nature of sexual intercourse, but only a few who are extremely experienced on their own limits can achieve & pull it off successfully.

“James pulled out The Kaizo maneuver while having sex with his girlfriend Jennifer durning NNN. While it led Jennifer to climax, James did not have the same response. Meaning that he is technically still practicing in NNN”

by Startupedition November 1, 2025