malcolio

1. The combination of the words mal, co and lio: A mean and evil officer who is a newbie at irc.

1. That malcolio just busted my ass!

by anonymous June 21, 2004

malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.

Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.

by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014

malcolmism

believing in malcolm from don't hug me i'm scared

Friend: So what's your religion?
Me: Malcolmism!

by yousayfrickisayheck February 8, 2019

Malcolm

Malcolm is a kind and adventurous person. He will never let you down and is very determined. They are very athletic. He is cheeky, yet very generous. Malcolms are funny and have a very fun and care - free vibe to them. He might not show it often, but Malcolms care for you very much. He will always put you in a good mood.

Tom: Have you seen that guy over there climbing up the school?

Josh: Yeah, he must be a Malcolm! Always getting himself into trouble, but I heard he’s a great friend.

by Ambrie_x August 12, 2019

malcolm

malcolm is name given to voluptious men which give russians a quick happy time

some russian guy: he comrade look over there that guys quite a malcolm

by dr.smirnov April 22, 2021

Maisoon

Maisoon is a unique girls name, she is a great girlfriend to have and can meet ur sexual desires, she is known for being sweet with everyone including ur guy friends, she will take care of you to her fullest capabilities and wont shed a sweat. She can be bitchy, annoying and sassy. Her mood changes more than a mf, make sure not to offend maisoon because she will make you regret it.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was sweet.
Guy 2: Yup she is definitely a maisoon

by Bishful October 21, 2021

jonny madson

has a moustach. known to some as... "hott jonny", "jonny autumn", "jonny approved", "honey", "dear", "the jonny", "father", "daddy", "jonny tsunami". has a pile of gum in his stomach. characterized as a foot long hot dog. has a sugar mama. freakishly tall and skinny. watches an obscene amount of movies. homeless. had sex with his ex's mom. loves camo. the uni-bomber. kills unicorns. has a snoring disorder. drinks like a camel.

"daddy, can we go to jamba juice today?"

by natalie and lindsey April 20, 2005