Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

maiven

The girl you screwed over but want to love again because she was the absolute best you ever had and you're a changed man.

Dude, I really miss Maiven.

by SuperPandaGuy July 25, 2016

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

Mailee

A legendary figure in the World of Warcraft. It's rumoured he is the best warrior the game has ever known, and possibly the best player that will ever play the game. He has reached rank 14, and also has a very large penis to impress the ladies.

Oh shit, it's Mailee, I heard he has a large penis and a rank 14 sword. I suggest we all run.

by Mailee April 30, 2006

Iron Maiden

1. Iron Maiden (n) in the hobby of airsoft, an Iron Maiden is a female player who can easily stand up to the male competition and succeed. Commonly must overcome the stereotype of being "feminine" or "dainty" by kicking major ass of the guy players, who mistakenly assumed females are not aggressive, but doing so with style and grace, befitting a refined woman.

2. See awesome

She is a real Iron Maiden on the field, she can pwn n00bs with the best of them.

by agenttexx January 30, 2009

mailing it in

To call out a co-worker for being lazy as it there last day.

"Tim you have really been mailing it in today, how about you actually get something done"

by Jahney November 22, 2007

Maile

A rare form of naked mole-rat only found in awkward situations in the cafeteria.

While talking to the guy she liked, a Maile appeared. :)

by UnstoppableAwkward151 January 16, 2011