christian mail box

is when you stab holes in the middle of both hands(like jesus) and wipe the blood on your anus and use the blood as lubrication for anal sex

I had to do a christian mail box last night johnny and i were out of lube. Good thing we both had our aids test.

by hookerbones February 17, 2009

Re-mail

v. To send out the same e-mail to someone after not getting a response the first time.

n. An e-mail message of such a nature.

Comes from "re-send the e-mail," or "re-e-mail."

Did you get my e-mail? How about my re-mail?

by B February 11, 2005

d-mail

The technical IT term for going for a dump.

Snedwan - how's it going? What have you been up to?

Boss Hogg - Gotta run dude, I need to send a d-mail.

by Snedwan April 9, 2009

draught e-mail

Streaming e-mail on tap

Man, dat draught e-mail sure went down well.

by Hercolena Oliver July 29, 2010

Fuck the mail

1.) A round about way of saying 'I just came'; euphemism for having an orgasm or total arousal

2.) when something really awesome happens, not necessarily sexual

Usually people say the 'the mail's coming' or 'the mail came', hence, 'fuck the mail', implying you're the one who came instead

What?? Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis do it in Black Swan?? FUCK THE MAIL.

Oh snap, did you just see that waitress bend over? FUCK THE MAIL.

by gayerthanthou May 1, 2011

knee mail

when ever some one yells knee mail and knees you in the snatch or ass or dick

joe:knee mail ..........
tyler:oww shit what was that for bitch

by schademan July 19, 2005

E-mail war

An e-mail war occurs when two people are browsing the internet, or lurking in their inboxes.

An e-mail war doesn't have to be an angry exchange, it's simply an exchange of e-mails between two people really really quickly.

Like instant messaging, only with e-mails

one time made a change to my profile, and my aunt and had an e-mail war just talking about the change

by Zankou December 14, 2008