maggie burnz

The devils crotch goblin. If Lucifer walked on this earth in female form
her name would be Maggie Burnz.

Don’t fuck with that chick she’s Maggie Burnz you’ll wake up with a blender stuck up your ass and her name tattooed across your nut sack.

by Lucy O’Hare June 28, 2019

Maggie Lutz

Maggie McKusker marrying James Lutz it's really not that complicated we all saw it coming.

Oh my god Maggie Lutz just arrived to the function with her husband James!

by Hairveh Dented Brain October 4, 2020

Maggie Fincher

Maggie Fincher is a child of the lord and was one time resurrected in the back lawn. She is known for her obsession with the Peach Power Punch kush strain and mighty mint. She spends her downtime ripping fat clouds in her Volkswagen or being carried up the stairs by a knight in shining armor after indulging too much.

Who was that publix worker ripping mighty mint in that big daddy Volkswagon? Oh thats Maggie Fincher

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Maggie Mulcahey

A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.

Hey did you see that Maggie Mulcahey? I heard she’s lactose intolerant but still drinks coffee!

by overeateroversleeper February 13, 2019

Pulling a Maggie

When you send a text to the wrong person or group.

Don't be texting too many people at once, you don't wanna be pulling a Maggie."

by CrewLife October 11, 2015

Maggie

Sweetest girl I’ll ever meet sweet but if crossed deadly😬😬😬 she is an all around great friend and if u don’t have a Maggie GET ONE they are the best

*gasp* “is that Maggie LETS GO SAY HI!!!!”

by Don’t be shy add some more January 28, 2025

Maggie

Usually chill sometimes, known to snake, be careful with the rage built up in them. Horny. Pulls off a smile so fake you think it'd be really. Don't worry though. "Maggie"s are either fully compatible or completely incompatible.

Man 1 - She gotta phat ass!
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*

by Midgetmuthafuka January 27, 2019