muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows

big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Muppet

Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.

by TightFade April 9, 2003

muppetfecker

One who fecks muppets.

Jim Henson

by Muppet lover April 11, 2003

Muppet'ed

Being so fucked up, you feel like a fucking muppet.

"How was that gravity bong hit?" "...holy shit i'm muppet'ed"

by zjob September 28, 2011

muppet fart

A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.

Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.

Eat a dick ya muppet fart.

by Muppet Fart June 27, 2016

muppethead

term of endearment to describe a great person

Kieran, you are such a muppethead

by Fiona Kehily June 19, 2006

Fudge Muppet

A term used to describe the act of fisting someone in the asshole.

"McMaster gave a fudge muppet to Joey last night."

by Emithises' Shit Post February 4, 2017