Moke

Long term residents of the small town of Mokelumne Hill, California.

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by California cj May 6, 2018

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mokele mbembe

a dinosaur that still exists

Person 1: have you seen a mokele mbembe before?
Person 2: dinosaurs don't exist
Person 1: fuck you

by onedistanceaway June 7, 2018

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Mokai is a Danish type of alcohol. Mokai is most commonly drank by gay people or what is considered mokai girls.

A mokai girl is a girl that has had 1 or 2 mokai's, then they act like they have chugged 1 bottle of vodka, and snorted 2 grams of cocaine.

These girls are really annoying and can ruin even the funniest party, you should stay clear of them and definitely not invite them to your party!!!

The GIF selected below show their behaviour pretty good, just imagine it's a girl with a bottle of mokai, instead of a man with a beer.

Person 1: Caroline was such a mokai girl yesterday, like Jesus!
Person 2: Yea I know right, she was pretty pls dudette.

Person 3: Why did you even invite a mokai girl
Person 1: Good questions, we will have no more mokai girls at our parties

by Lelor March 5, 2018

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Mokney

A physically disabled person, or rather one who wishes to let themselves go to the point that they are basically disabled, but just on that line where you cant get the cool wheelchairs at Walmart but nobody says anything if they take it.

Damn Walter, checking out the mokneys again on that site were you?

Damn Walter, what's with you and pushing those mokneys to make them fall over.

by DamnJobyAteAllTheCheesecake September 26, 2018

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