milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

by sim simma December 3, 2004

Milking a turtle

Doing a lot of work for a reward that isn't really there.

guy 1: Hey man, I've been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.

guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.

by doremiabc November 20, 2010

smell this milk

Made famous by Philip J. Fry in the Futurama movie, Bender's Game.

Hey Bender, smell this milk!

by Vivalatomm December 9, 2008

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Strawberry Milk

Another word for incest. Typically a code name used during conversation to the other partner which is your cousin.

Hey at our family reunion do you want me to give you some Strawberry Milk in the kitchen?

by PrestoBailey December 27, 2016

'get milked'

Being masturbated to orgasm (male).

It's much more fun to 'get milked' than it is to slap the snake by yourself.

by Daggitt January 27, 2007

Milk money

AKA "Lunch money"

Etymology: Originally, "milk money" was money given to (Canadian?) children in the 1970s-1990s for their optional daily public school lunchtime purchases of small, chilled 250mL cartons of homogenized milk in squared, waxed paper containers.

Milk money is connected to bullying because bullies profited from its extortion.

"Give me your milk money or I'll give you a face wash!

by K'an March 29, 2014