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milf

god milf?!

Sugar pops ain't shit without milf.

Kids love milf.
by That's right,... I am October 31, 2007
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MILF

hughs mum is such a MILF
by hugh55565456 January 8, 2009
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MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.
Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.
by carbonatedcsf August 2, 2009
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Miles

Man with hair on his balls and a very big dick. VERY LARGE DICK. He's taken so don't fucks with him or hit will slit your neck into two. HE GETS ALOT OF HOES BUT THEY CAN GET HIM BC THEY ARE SLUTTY SLUTS. If you somehow get to go out with him he likes to do anal. AKA: LORD YUNG DAGGER COCK or LYDC.
Person: WHOS THAT? ITS MILES HE HAS A HUGE DICK
by Dagger WIck January 10, 2019
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Thirty miles

In poker, three of a kind, tens. Also known as Flint to Saginaw, as the distances between those two cities is 30 miles.
Thirty miles no good! I've got aces full!
by Tallman February 5, 2005
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Mom I'd Like to Fuck

A woman who's body isn't wrecked by giving birth.
Kid #1: Hey man what's up..
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...
by Bluntslide October 16, 2008
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miles

He loves dogs, and loves to workout , loves his hair , and loves to grow it out, seems like a guy who would wear vans, is literally the definition of counter culture
He's cool he's a miles
A cool guy who does not follow the crowd
by Miles Moore December 23, 2016
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