mike penis 

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis

Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike

mike penis by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020

Alpha Mike Foxtrot 

The more PG version of Adios MotherFucker

In the words of Hannibal Smith and Lt. Face: Alpha Mike FOXTROT!!!

Alpha Mike Foxtrot by xXNarutoBoy77Xx March 11, 2020

A Fucking Mike 

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

A Fucking Mike by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

Mike Tyson Effect 

When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy

That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect

Mike Tyson Effect by Henley Road November 19, 2010

Mike's Hard Morning

The morning after enjoying Mike's Hard Lemonade a bit too much.

"I'm really having a Mike's Hard Morning right now... though that party was killer"

Mike's Hard Morning by BringerofDawn May 25, 2008

dirty mike

the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out.

"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend."

dirty mike by courtchandler August 19, 2008

Mikel 

A person who looks cool and is always kind with other people. The person who has this name is usually awesome, handsome, cool, beautiful, sexy, a mother f*cking badass and sometimes can be a little bit depressed but his friends always help him.
Another fact about people with this name is that they have a pretty good taste in music.

"yo this song is fire cuz, you really are a mikel"
"i wish i could be as mikel as you"

Mikel by OUR SAVIOUR February 3, 2019