Michigan Mud Mitt

A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.

Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.

by Diana March 9, 2005

Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014

michigan mop job

1. A blowjob from someone with a mustache who subsequently swallows the ejaculate.
2. When a mustachioed person ejaculates on someone and then eats the cum off.

I'm the only one who's willing to give you a Michigan mop job.

by yrmenlaf January 2, 2009

lincoln park, michigan

Lincoln park is filled with a whole bunch of skater/scene kids. Ones who dont necessarily care about much of anything. Its an okay place to live if you dont mind the ghetto houses. It looks like a nicer version of detroit, not that much nicer.

Mom: Were moving to lincoln park, michigan!
Daughter: WHAT! are we really that poor?!

by Joanna Smith February 26, 2008

Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.

Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.

by obwon420 March 27, 2009

University of Michigan-Flint

An underrated, high-quality institution of higher learning that often gets overlooked because of (1) its location and (2) its far more prestigious counterpart in Ann Arbor.

Student #1: "I'm a student at the University of Michigan-Flint. Go Blue!"

Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"

by Good Eye-dea November 29, 2007

Michigan tap dancing

The sound that's made when people come inside from being out in the snow and stomp their boots on the floor to get all the snow off of them.

The kids must be back from sledding, I can hear them Michigan tap dancing downstairs.

by calvinswim February 18, 2020