mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

mastabatory

The urge to jack off thinking about someone you really want to fuck.

Jonathan had the urge to jack off thinking about natalie, the girl he really wanted to fuck. He keeps having mastabatory thoughts.

by ModjoMan September 1, 2017

Mastaneh

She will the best girl(Koskhol)that you ever seen in your tire life.She changes crush by 10 crush/min.If there is be an important things in her life she says anyway!

Mastaneh want's to buy a car.

by Jessipishi November 23, 2021

Mastak

Mastak is guy whom every girl wants . He is really hot and unique from the crowd . He is motivational and chill type of person . He likes sex too much . He has a big dick

Oh see here mastak is.!

by Joecanon November 23, 2021

mantako

n Assorted randomness.
adj Dealing with assorted randomness.

That's too mantako for me.

by jox February 23, 2004

mantako

a noobish taco that evolved into a humanoid creature, and is attempting to take over the world by spreading the tako virus to humans and tacos around the world and create an army.

"Oh No, TEH MANTAKO IS ATTACKING ME!!1!!1!!!!!!!ONE!111!!1!!1!!!1!2

by goshuntoku February 24, 2004

Maltard

A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard

"Oh my god you're such a maltard"

by Tomm0 July 6, 2005