checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.

be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.

by wkrpinpitts February 11, 2010

mail man surprise

poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a nice steamy surprise. just not your own mailbox..

when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.

by A.W.J. July 8, 2009

you got mail

1) The phrase that AOL says whenever you get new mail in a very annoying and high-pitched voice.

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".

by bekinator August 28, 2005

snail mail facial

When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week.

by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014

p-mail address

Usually of the yahoo,hotmail or any other free e-mail address domain, made for having nude pictures sent without having to download them to your computer. The 'p' meaning picture.

Yeah baby just send 'em to my p-mail address then i'll send you my pics.

by allienj June 26, 2008

e-mail nazi

a person who manipulates e-mail threaders and controls what people say and read and what language they use like hitler and the nazi regime.

Sofia was being such an e-mail nazi on the hard candy threader.

by Patrick Wilson May 6, 2006

tips-e-mail

When you have consumed enough alcoholic beverages to qualify as 'tipsy' (you're on your way to intoxicated) and you decide to send e-mails to friends (or ex-boyfriends/girlfriends etc.) See definitions of "drunk dial" for a related behavior.

Noun: "Any more tips-e-mail?"


Verb: "I tips-e-mailed him again..."

by Joan Henrietta February 7, 2009