When an incredibly flamboyant homosexual, often with a baby dick, hangs a loaf of Nickle's white bread by his front door to indicate he is down to blow just about any man who presents himself. This is similar to red lights in the red light districts. When the gay sex has culminated all parties involved indulge in sammiches.
by Ben Jangler May 23, 2021
Get the Hanging Loafmug. When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.
by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010
Get the loaf bedazzlementmug. what we put in the cart on a regular basis. it is easy to live off the self loaf as it is affordable (cheap) and filling. provides simple answers to most everyday challenges.
"mum, I couldn't help but purchase a self loaf. I am so sorry."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."
"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."
"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."
"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."
"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."
by Krkič February 9, 2019
Get the self loafmug. by travimikelon January 12, 2008
Get the sugar loafmug. by bill May 1, 2003
Get the Pinch a Loafmug. When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.
by Iamg0d May 14, 2011
Get the Social Loafingmug. a slice of creamed bread with a thick tuna rum on top. you just cut up the tuna aand fuck it on ur gental then put it on the loaf bye
by alyssa n jaylene October 23, 2008
Get the Tuna Loafmug.