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Hanging Loaf

When an incredibly flamboyant homosexual, often with a baby dick, hangs a loaf of Nickle's white bread by his front door to indicate he is down to blow just about any man who presents himself. This is similar to red lights in the red light districts. When the gay sex has culminated all parties involved indulge in sammiches.
Look! That dude is hanging loaf! Let's go get our nuts gobbled by whomever lives there!
by Ben Jangler May 23, 2021
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loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.
"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"
by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010
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self loaf

what we put in the cart on a regular basis. it is easy to live off the self loaf as it is affordable (cheap) and filling. provides simple answers to most everyday challenges.
"mum, I couldn't help but purchase a self loaf. I am so sorry."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."

"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."

"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."
by Krkič February 9, 2019
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sugar loaf

you just got tricked by mike, travis, and jjjjon
by travimikelon January 12, 2008
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Pinch a Loaf

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.
Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf
by bill May 1, 2003
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Social Loafing

When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.
by Iamg0d May 14, 2011
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Tuna Loaf

a slice of creamed bread with a thick tuna rum on top. you just cut up the tuna aand fuck it on ur gental then put it on the loaf bye
i love loafs bye,
tuna loaf was an invention
by alyssa n jaylene October 23, 2008
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