a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.
taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....
... dental plan, lisa needs braces
some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"
by Olly J July 8, 2005
Get the dental plan, lisa needs bracesmug. Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
by Getz December 23, 2003
Get the dental plan, lisa needs bracesmug. "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.
thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"
by fatb8tch July 20, 2019
Get the You're tearing me apart, Lisa!mug. Friendly trash talk when your friend or co-worker talks too much during meetings or trainings. Can also be used to lighten the mood when an especially annoying person monopolize's everyone's time with negative comments and useless questions.
by Off with her head! October 3, 2016
Get the Shut up Lisa; nobody likes you.mug. by megadoodoo June 16, 2025
Get the Lisa Applemug. The most common yet mysterious name.... It is also known as "Victory". Such a pretty woman and everyone falls for her face and hair. She is cute indeed. She looks like a total savage and baddy and also charming outside, but in, she is a total softie. She is such a good hearted person that she would love to help anyone whenever it is emergency. She is also friendly to everyone.
by BLINKARMY UWU November 23, 2021
Get the Lisamug. a loving couple that can stand together no matter what obsticles are thrown at them they love eachother very dearly
lisa and clarence is a couple that have been through a lot of stress most of their marrige but yet they are still in love
by 1rabbit2 July 13, 2011
Get the lisa and clarencemug.