Lemon fanfic

When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.

Guy: What are you reading?

Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!

Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?

Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?

Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.

by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016

Busting a Lemon

Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.

Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.

by Kesslinger January 14, 2009

lemon glacier

You line a pan with a cookie sheet, then you piss on it. Put it in the freezer overnight and in the morning you will have a frozen sheet of piss. Now take said piss-sheet and slip it under someone's door for a wonderful surprise.

Brian was being a douche, so I slipped a lemon glacier under his dorm room door while he was sleeping. I lemon-glaciered his dorm room.

by Gosha March 08, 2006

Lemon tree

Used to call a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Lemon tree is a sunshine among trees.

I love you, you're my lemon tree!

by H.s.a. September 27, 2020

Lemon chocolate

A code name for hot Asian women.

You like Caramel girls? Screw that, I need some of that lemon chocolate.

by HVG and Elmo November 13, 2012

lemon puck

A sweet tangy asshole that will make your tongue pucker.....much like a lemon.

Lumpy' s loosely laxated lemon puck was so sweet and tangy I had to go back for more!

by SallyMittRAGE August 06, 2017

smelly lemon

A sexual act in which one inserts a lemon into their asshole before sexual intercourse. After sex, the lemon is taken out and eaten by the other participant.

Hey baby, want to do the smelly lemon with me tonight?

by Smelly lemonader December 10, 2017