Lauren

An idiot who loves to rob cars.

Guy 1 > Wow I saw this person rob a car.
Guy 2 > BRUH, what a lauren.

by LolXDBRUHHURB January 12, 2020

Lauren

Bad wife

She's a bad wife. Yeah, a total lauren.

by Bobbobby123 January 4, 2020

Lauren

A fucking piece of shit who doesn’t deserve to live, commonly known as the “dumbass with no sense of humor” and the “fat fucking cow”. Body built like a shattered lava lamp.

Oh my god she’s such a cunt. Must be a Lauren

by Cheesyboi69 February 22, 2019

Lauren

my bitch

me: lauren, she my bitch

by berril March 6, 2020

Lauren

A hoe ass bitch that acts fake and everyone cause she is thirsty.

Who is that bitch?
That’s a Lauren the hoe

by BMC Gang May 29, 2019

Lauren

Lauren is instantly intriguing and mesmerising and once your engrossed in her world, she'll spit you back out like a piece of fucking trash. She is a sly, cunning, manipulative bitch. She will sleep with everyone you hold dear to you just to get to you. She will do anything to hurt you. A Lauren is a sociopath and you would do well to stay away. (She also great at head so if you are going to socialise with her, only do it for that)

You see that girl over there? That's Lauren. She's a slag, let's hope she gets corona hahahahah

by joshgarrido April 13, 2020

Lauren

A little minded unintelligent little goblin thot. She loves to suck a lot of dick and fucks what she can. A Lauren can take on many appearances because she spray tans a lot and gets covered in jizz most times. She mostly flocks with other little goblin whores.

Bro, I wouldn’t go to that party unless your trying to catch something. There are so many Lauren’s there

by Goblincockboy January 4, 2019