lantern jawed

having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor

sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)

by marquess of carabbas October 27, 2007

laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

by NotOriginal December 15, 2008

Now and Later

Hard and Fruity, the actual slogan for the Now and Later candy.

Man that guy is just like a Now and Later, hard and fruity.

Get your hand out of my pants, you Now and Later.

by TheCubanCannon March 9, 2008

laserbeamed

Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs

"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"

by creationx January 16, 2009

Someday Later

The best Ska band to ever come out of Arnold, MD. True ska heroes indeed.

Those kids from Someday Later are damn sexy.

by Skavoovee May 11, 2004

Unfair laser

Noun: Otherwise known as arcane enchanted or arcane needle in popular dungeon crawler Diablo 3, these lasers of hell cause great damage and are sometimes impossible to avoid, leaving the player to question whether stacking toughness instead of dexterity is a smart choice of action.

Son of a fucking bitch, these blues are spawning unfair lasers.

by Sausageleigh June 19, 2014

Labster

noun - 1. A chick (usually a skinny chick) having little to no body and possessing large meat curtains.

2. Similar to lobster(refer to definition #8) except all the "meat" hanging from her vag.

Nelson: "Hey did you hook up with that hippie chick last night?"

Dustin: "Yeah, but she was a total labster. Now my shoes smell funny."

by dirtytree January 5, 2008