lacken

OK.. i dont usually be mean like this but i gotta say that lacken is absolutely disgusting. everytime me and my friends look at their webshots we wanna cry. all we say is "ewwwww!!!" . YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN!! you know who u are, they are dirty dirty dirty whores who cake on the CVS orange makeup and who smoke cigerettes like its their job. CONGRATULATIONS LADIES! u smoke cigs! no one gives a shit and its fucken DISGUSTING! so pat yourself on the back for cancer. no one respects yall bc u walk around with shit out, stop frying your hair, stop wearing bad blush across your face, stop looking scary, stop fucking guys who graduated from Oakton like 3 years ago and now are attending NOVA wahoo!, and stop LACKEN bc it needs to end. i feel so sorry for u girls, but like the other person said. THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT! motherfuckers

i dont even need to put an example, everyone knows who they are and what the look like... this is so funny.. im sorry girls, but it is. Take this as an opportunity to change, b/c its needed and yall probably wouldnt have listend to us in any other way bc u wouldve thought we were "hating" on the LACKEN crew, well fuck that. you're ugly, PEACEE!!!

by president bush May 7, 2005

lace curtains

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.

I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

lace

1.doing something perfectly
2.to fuck

1a. "Have you tried that trick yet?" "Man, I laced that shit"
1b. (while playing Halo you snipe someone) "Bitch! You just got LACED!"
2. "Man I laced that shit the first night"

by Benk January 2, 2005

lace

A hard strike or violent slam

I'm gonna lace right the hell into you if you dont leave me alone!

by ~ J.P ~ June 17, 2009

straight laced

Being in a state of ignorance; living under a rock. Doesn't use offensive language, has trouble talking to women, and carries around a bottle of water.

If you need an example, you're pretty straight laced!!

by Mr. Echo May 5, 2010

Loose Laces

When a man is in a hotel room buck naked with his knees on the floor and his body is hunched over the bed and his head is looking back at the door with a big smile on his face.

Hey Jose, are you ok?

Nah, man after the blumpkin I'm all loose laces.

by yo, g money! June 5, 2011

French Lace

1. Something to nibble on...

2. A man's foreskin

I tugged on John's French Lace all night long!

by Gabriel Miranda August 21, 2009