Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....
by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013
Get the lazy energymug. A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.
Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."
by StayFocused September 1, 2017
Get the Selectively lazymug. Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks
That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 16, 2021
Get the Functionally lazymug. A: Did you understand that Desiigner - Panda song?
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.
by paulpaul1076 June 26, 2021
Get the Lazy mouthmug. by Diocletian February 24, 2015
Get the lazy shitmug. When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.
by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014
Get the lazy relapsemug. A lazy person who does nothing and not willing to do anything rather than keeping their noise-cancellation headphones on.
by Samooooooo October 21, 2020
Get the Lazy Gagamug.