lazy energy

When you have so much energy but are too lazy to do something about it.

Person 1: Dude, I have so much lazy energy right now...
Person 2: Well why don't you do some push ups or something?
Person 3: Because I'm too lazy....

by grammarnazi22 October 14, 2013

Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 16, 2021

Lazy mouth

The syndrome that every rapper has.

A: Did you understand that Desiigner - Panda song?
B: No, I'm sure that dude has a lazy mouth. It is impossible for anyone to understand him.

by paulpaul1076 June 26, 2021

lazy shit

a contemptuously lazy adolescent male

"You're a goddamned lazy shit !"

by Diocletian February 24, 2015

lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.

I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.

by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014

Lazy Gaga

A lazy person who does nothing and not willing to do anything rather than keeping their noise-cancellation headphones on.

What a lazy gaga she is! unemployed, careless, lazy and doing nothing at all.

by Samooooooo October 21, 2020