white lobster 

cocaine

Columbian drug smugglers often dump their illicit cocaine cargo when confronted by law enforcement. Lobster fishermen in Nicaragua's Mosquito coast often end up recovering the cocaine, calling it white lobster.

I'm fiending for white lobster.

white lobster by tinou November 25, 2007

mechanical lobster 

A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.

"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"

mechanical lobster by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005

hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

hairy lobster by Malleable February 9, 2008

chocolate lobster tail 

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

chocolate lobster tail by dustinwayne June 18, 2007

Dropping lobster 

Vomitting.

Sara shouldn't have had 3 watermelon martinis she was dropping lobster in Robin's car all the way home last night.

Dropping lobster by Carynmark April 2, 2010

Tiny-Ass Lobster 

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."

Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?

Tiny-Ass Lobster by CharlesIsMyName May 18, 2011

Radioactive Lobster 

A lobster found in Los Angeles' own Redondo Beach. It can be found within twenty-five paces of the Redondo Beach Pier. It glows in the dark and kind of looks like Darth Vader. Oh and by the way, it can morph into any of the "Mortal Kombat" characters just like Shang Tsung. Approximate weight: 35 kilos.

Dude that freakin' Radioactive Lobster totally just morphed into Rayden. That was nuts!!

Radioactive Lobster by Tim is metal June 13, 2008