Dirty Laís

When a female inserts 3lb of milk in a male anus and the male squirts the milk in her mouth

Today she will do a Dirty Laís with me

by Pearce1501 May 31, 2021

crimson landslide

When you have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period while having uncontrollable diarrhea

“Hey babe let’s have sex”
“Ok but it’s gonna be a crimson landslide”

by Richard123472 December 20, 2021

the lads

those annoying dumbasses who think their better then everyone and run around acting all macho until they graduate into a life of supermarket attendants.

I’m going out with the lads. Better bring a fire extinguisher.

by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022

Tuscaloosa Landslide

When two people are having sex in the 69 position and one defecates on the others face on accident due to diarrhea, creating a Tuscaloosa Landslide

"Hey Jim remember when Rebecca gave you a Tuscaloosa Landslide in college?"

by SheLuvvsDev October 23, 2022

shankar and the lads

A shadowy group of men who travel the Earth doing selfless and heroic deeds. Led by Shankar Kiru

Thanks for curing mad cow disease, Shankar and the lads. Now I can be a zoosexual without fear.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

chick-fil-laid

To get laid on, near, or around a Chick-fil-a establishment.

Can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse with a woman picked up from Chick-fil-a

1. Dude, I totally got Chick-fil-laid last night. Me and the cashier did it right there on the counter.

2. Dude, I got chick-fil-laid with this bitch who I saw macking down on a chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo at Chick-fil-a. I covered her with my Chick-fil-A sauce

by tacobellstreet May 24, 2016

your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.

John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018