Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is fucktard (I say this with love) who can make you laugh to the point of crying. So what do you do if you meet a Kyle, well chances are you he is not going to open up any time soon. Many don’t want to burden other with their endless thought and ideas.

Kyle’s a fucktard, but a loveable one.

by Suspect Fresh May 29, 2019

Kyle

A guy who had a little too much Monster Energy drinks

Yo that dude's tripping!
Must be a Kyle

by Vassydassy July 5, 2019

Kyle

A monster energy addict who will steal your girl or most likely break your heart

“I got hurt by a boy”
“Omg he’s such a Kyle”

by Eksaldoomjou September 2, 2020

Kyle

A dumbass kid with no balls

Fuck you kyle no one loves you

by Bunger_____ November 21, 2021

Kyle

Kyle is a great person very sweet, and great to cuddle with but doesn’t really like affection.

Hey Kyle, wanna cuddle?

by Joel æsthetic August 2, 2019

Kyle

Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.

I was talking to Kyle last night.

by I love fishies November 17, 2022