Kurt WAS the lead singer of the first grunge band nirvana until Courtney made his eyes blue
Kurt collected his thoughts with a dust pan in 1994 after Courtney Love shot him with a pump action 12 gauge shotgun and made his death look like a suicide
Kurt collected his thoughts with a dust pan in 1994 after Courtney Love shot him with a pump action 12 gauge shotgun and made his death look like a suicide
by Justburrito_ April 9, 2023
Get the Kurt Cobainmug. A Kurt Cobainer is a sex act where during a rimjob, the receiver of said rimming fires a spicy shart into the mouth of the rimmer.
Last night I was at Rebecca's and she gave me a Kurt Cobainer, she was drinking milk for an hour after
by Nadaneeba June 14, 2023
Get the Kurt Cobainermug. Kurt is a australian word meaning a mixture between good and cool. It is a compliment of the highest regard and upmost respect.
It originates from western victoria, Australia.
And has been used throughout NSW and NT, mostly in small outback towns.
Likewise the word Un-Kurt means the opposite most likely used sarcastically. Being bad and not cool and un popular.
It originates from western victoria, Australia.
And has been used throughout NSW and NT, mostly in small outback towns.
Likewise the word Un-Kurt means the opposite most likely used sarcastically. Being bad and not cool and un popular.
by Alloween July 20, 2023
Get the Kurtmug. by Sn831 June 2, 2025
Get the KURTmug. The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.
In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”
It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!
Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!
Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
Get the Come on Kurtmug. stoner #1: "hey whatdoya wanna smoke outof?"
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
stoner #2 "lets smoke outta KURTS UNIT!!"
Stoner #3: "im hungry"
Stoner #4: "and then i was playin poker with this racoon....and he totally asked me where the creme filling was."
Stoner #1: "i want what you be smokin'...::cough**giggle**COUGH::
by Frenchy a.k.a. "Mary" September 18, 2008
Get the kurts unitmug. 