Krusty Crab

When sweat, soap, or dirt get caked under your ball sack and causes it to crust.

Being defined as, "Oh man, that dirty job gave me a severe case of the Krusty Crab."

by LissaBug April 6, 2017

krystalina

Down to earth loving joyful and gets what she want and rules all the boys on the block.
Shes also a daddys girl and allways will be and lastly she is fine

Hey krystalina u cute

by Bbg alex January 28, 2018

kristaly

This bitch is depressed as hell but she's hot and pretty and basically the smartest person ever.

Someone : Do you know Kristaly?
ME : I LOVE HER LEAVE HER ALONE

by your mom's fat dink November 22, 2021

Kaustav

An attractive, brown nerd with unkempt hair and an unusually massive penis. He will give you multiple orgasms and teach you calculus all in one night's work. Loves dogs despite being allergic to them.

Once Hermione started dating the mystery man her grades have skyrocketed and she is glowing. The guy must be such a Kaustav.

by Spice melange November 22, 2021

krystaliscracked

Best vr player & tiktoker, and also has all of the bananas in forest

Its krystaliscracked, we should follow him on tiktok ;)

by officiallemming April 12, 2023

The Krusty Trump

The Krusty Krab but President Trump owns it. At the Krusty Trump, the signature meal is the Trumpy Patty. President Trump is the owner and founder of this restaurant. He doesn't want anyone but his supporters to know the Trumpy Patty Secret Formula, especially his political rivals like Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. Unfortunately, it had to file for bankruptcy. Here is how a Trumpy Patty is made: Trump makes the burger or Trump is cloned and the patty has Trump meat. Not only Trumpy Patties are served at the Krusty Trump, Trumpperoni pizza, Trumpy combos, Trumpy shakes, soda, Trumpy Dogs, Trumpy cake, Trumpy coffee, Tea, dessert, etc. Note that the Trumpy Dog is the Krusty Dog but with Trump making the hot dog or the hot dog being made with Trump meat.

I went to the The Krusty Trump and I saw groups of Trumpanzees chanting pro-Trump slogans, fighting, and drinking beer.

by 1234567890abcdefghij September 30, 2020

Krystal lopez

A Beautiful, intellegent woman who is married to a man she loves dearly. Endlessly devoted, an old soul, and every mans dream. She is gorgeous, kind, giving and honest to a fault. If you are a guy, straight, and you met her you would want to be with her. If you are gay, you would wish you were her or you were straight so you caould be with her. Lesbians try to turn her gay. She is the kind of love you wish you could have and most people only dream of. Too bad for all you people out there she has already found her equal, her one true love, the only man that could ever hold her down and truely deserves her. Ricky H. lopez

Man, I wish I had that Krystal lopez kind of love.

That Girl wishes she was a Krystal Lopez.

(person 1)"If i were Krystal Lopez I would have any guy... "(Friend says )" thats why youre not... you are not even worthy!!!, krystal Loves 1 man"

by highindry June 13, 2010