the term, ‘kala,’ means bread in german. if you are familiar with european dialect, you might recognize the funny word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime chair.
long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there every night.
anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
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A town where nothing occurs. I think our mascot is the... I dont really know, and nobody really cares. But we have the KWings, I guess thats pretty cool. Not really. Kalamazoo is shitty, and horrible, the best thing we have here is maybe our library, it is pretty nice looking.
I just visited this town and i bought a shirt that said " Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo" - exept, people who really do here, buy these shirts...and wear them. NO shit there really is a kalamazoo, you live here dumbf**k
by noflyway99 February 26, 2005
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kaleb is gay
by gabe9689 October 24, 2011
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"ah man would you look at that nigger over there yelling at them honkeys. That must be one of them Kales. damn them dirty spear chucken niggers!"
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