Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 06, 2017

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keep a knocker

To have your/a gun on you
-Used in New York

You better keep a knocker

by Nyplug March 02, 2022

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slobber knockers

the testicles.

"Oh my god! He just got kicked right in the slobber knockers!

by BlitzRain April 01, 2023

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Gnome knocker

The act of shitting on a gnome in your garden while having sex.

I gave her a gnome knocker while in the garden today.

by Jaqmeoff November 20, 2022

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Shlob Knocker

Most commonly referenced to the famous grip, the popsocket, the shlob knocker was famously made up by gamers david fox, and john tinker, as david’s grandpa walks out of the room with david’s knife in his back pocket

“ yo david, did you see your grandpa with your butterfly knife, he’s such a shlob knocker”

by Uncertaintyy January 17, 2019

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