Kid Regret

The feeling you have after looking at your miserable, disrespectful teenager, and realize that if you had stuck to the original plan (abortion), you could be carelessly frolicking around Europe now instead of living in a constant state of stress caused by their personality.

When Kathryn got pulled over by the police for having her license plate coated with a film cover, she groaned when the officer handed her the ticket. But when her 16 year old kid started laughing like an idiot and said "well, he's right!" In the front of the cop, she started suffering from a serious bout of Kid Regret.

Kid Regret by Katacan February 1, 2014

Kid Killed

A game or site that lost all of it's fun because of pre-pubescent humans and is now cringy because of said humans.

Man, Minecraft was such a good game before it was Kid Killed.

Kid Killed by ToxicVoltage September 7, 2017

Kid Named Deacon 

Deacon is a kid who speaks in many different accents. His favourites are australian and russian. He has an addiction to vodka 👍🏼

“This guy is passed out at a party... he played a Kid Named Deacon”

Kid Named Deacon by SHOTTY April 21, 2020

Kid YouTuber

A teenager making YouTube videos. They probably won't get popular, likely the opposite. Usually making horrible gaming content.

That Kid YouTuber will never get popular.
Lets all go dislike that Kid YouTubers videos.

Kid YouTuber by Octoomba October 21, 2021

Kid Canvas 

At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas).

So I was having sex with Amy and right when I was ready to pop I pulled out and blew my load all over her kid canvas.

Kid Canvas by Original Fritz December 10, 2008

kid swamp 

The illest mother fucker in existence.

I wish I was ill like Kid swamp. He IS the ill Kid swamp

kid swamp by the ill kid swamp March 5, 2009

kid gloves tough love

The version of tough love where the parent (typically) has to tippy-toe the tough love, rather than do smash-their-car- level tough love.

Variants: tippy-toe tough love Antonym: smash-their-car-level tough love

Child: Pick my hanger up
Parent: No
Child (still in bed at midday): But you knocked it down
Parent: Its for your own good. GET OUT OF BED AND PICK THE *** THING UP YOURSELF
Child: !
Parent: Kid gloves tough love, sweetie, kid gloves tough love

kid gloves tough love by gmaroz May 21, 2021