Jump Off

abstract noun. Anything that is considered good, or beneficial, to the subject. Anything that is currently hip, chic, or in fashion at the time.

e.g. "Monique jus switched cell phones, she bout to get the Verizon jump off next week"

"You goin to the new club?" "Hells yea, thas the jump off right there, nah mean"

by Ashish November 14, 2003

jump the couch

Anything related to bumsex.

<While in prison>
Convict A: Oooh, see him 'n his tight little ass?
Convict B: Yeah, player. Dats so hawt.
Convict A: He best watch himself and that cute little behind. Or I'ma jump his couch.

<Two people talking>

Tom: Man, Vanessa is goin' to come over tonight.
Tim: Yeah? You finally gonna hit that?
Tom: Yeah, she and I were talking. She said I could jump the couch with her.

by MonkeyStomp January 2, 2006

Jump Off

(Usually a guy talking about a girl) Saying the girl is a freak and willing to do whatever the guy wants her to do sexually.

To think my best friend is a jump off.

by Nicole B. April 11, 2008

Jump the couch

refering to Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie holmes. Meaning, did something stupid or idiotic

My friend benny just jumped the couch and had sex with my sister!

by Von Beckie September 5, 2005

jump off

Main Squeeze

Yo my jump off always hold me down.

by Tom Petteres June 20, 2003

Jump-n-go

the act of jumping some one and haul ass out of there!!

Tim: i heard you got jump-n-go'd
Jim: hey punks jump up to get beat down
****Tim hits Jim and runs****
^THATS A JUMP-N-GO^

by Squeky Clean November 26, 2004

Jump your emotional bone

Have sexual intercourse with someone’s emotions.
A sweet way of telling someone you like them.

“Hey Harry I want to get to know you and jump your emotional bones <3”

by Harrystyles’vodka November 10, 2021